And it could be tastefully done!

This. The house may be a disaster, but the Ovens have taste when it comes to artwork.

Don LaFontaine - "In a world where knowledge is a weapon..."

Tiffany - "Most parents would be thrilled if their child helped invent a flying car!"

LaFontaine - "...four friends are prepared to use it."

*explosions*

LaFontaine - "Bud."

Bud - "It looks like a very long fuse."

LaFontaine - "Autumn."

Autumn - "Hold on. Gotta get my blackmail binder."

LaFontaine - "Tiffany."

Tiffany - "It's not legal to sell your daughter!"

LaFontaine - "And Jacob."

Jacob - "But I don't know what I'm doing."

*explosions*

LaFontaine - "Precocious. Some kids are too smart for their own good."

Autumn - "I highly suggest you not flinch."

*shrug*

In that case...

I simply figured you knew some people (like me, and apparently Lunardrago) would jump all over this the instant it came out. I mean, people are jumping all over this, RIGHT?

*uses The Stare on people who have not bought it, unless they have a good excuse*

Just be glad I didn't go for the three minute edit.

And my order's already in (but you probably already knew that).

I believe I've seen this tactic before.

(And since, inevitably, as with every other time I've tried linking to YouTube here, someone outside the US will not be able to see it, it's season 1, episode 4 of "The Critic". The episode is "Miserable". You'll know what I'm getting at when you see it.)

A boy named Suzette. There's a song in there somewhere...

Other stores squeeze their oranges until the juice comes out. Makes you wonder what else they do.

Now you've gone and done it...



If you'll excuse me, I'll be hiding (for all the good it'll do).