I'm not entirely sure what his dobble is so he'll have to dibble it for himself ;)

Thanks mate :) I promised to do one recently so this is it. You can probably tell I'm out of practice...

Thank you gentlemen, nice to see I haven't rubbed everyone up the wrong way with this one ;)

Greetings and thanks to everyone who posted comments (and those that didn't). I'm glad everyone enjoyed this great article from MG.

Last night's loss was disappoining but it's not fatal. I've been saying for a while now that I expect this League to be won or lost at the Manchester Derby. If we can avoid a loss there and win our remaining home games we should be alright.

Anyway, City still have to go to Norwich who have done very well this season and Newcastle who are also looking good at the moment so maybe Cisse and Ba will help us out.

Thanks MG for a great article with lots of really good points.

I agree that if we win this league it will be United's team spirit and unity that won it. I think our new players have done well on the whole, especially De Gea who has had to adapt to a new league and country, and the experience of the senior players has been key.

My only concern is that we've needed a few lucky breaks too. Chelsea have under-performed, Arsenal have been in transition too and City have been the architects of their own demise (thanks to Balo and the Troll).

Winning this league will make history and certainly spare us a few blushes over the performances in other competitions, but I think we might be looking at a bit more of a clear-out in summer and hopefully some significant strengthening.

That said, we've been 'in transition' since Ronaldo left and we haven't done too badly without him... :D

Thanks for your kind words Rohit, I'm glad you liked the article. Good to see the e-mail updates are being useful. :)

Hello mate, hope you're well. I don't know how regular the updates will be but I wrote the Suarez article and then found this fun little snippet so I posted it. We'll see how it goes from here...

Actually I think we were rumoured to be interested in him over the summer. He was supposed to clean the players' cars while they're at training but he couldn't handle breathing and using the squeegee at the same time.

Squeegee is my new favourite word.

But what makes him any more cuntish than their other players? Okay they overpaid for him but that's not rare for them. Carroll for 35 million ha ha ha... :D

I'm very grateful for the support mate and glad you liked this article. I don't know what I'm going to do yet, we'll just have to see.