I'd like to recommend what may be the shittiest movie ever. It's called "Kindergarten Ninja", and was produced by the D.A.R.E. program. My friends and I once tried to play the game of drinking when something implausible happens... and we stopped an hour into it for fear of death.

The person who got it for us says it came from a bargain bin somewhere, and notes that "kindergarten" was misspelled on the box, and misspelled differently on the disc (which should tell you just how quality the production was).