HA HA HA HA HA HA

Please don't any of y'all wait on Slaus to tell you when and what will be happening during a Midwest meet-up because he is extremely busy . . . procrastinating and forgetting and ish. I would suggest that y'all plan and then tell Mr. Ashy what day you'll be showing up at his house.

*fades to black*

We saw her and thought she was gonna take us to Church in a catsuit... we didn't go back to Karaoke. It's just too ridiculously easy to get drunk and talk shit about people on a cruise.

We went to the same school!

We went on the Carnival Fascination - 4 Night to the Bahamas sailing out of Jacksonville,Fl stops in Nassau and Freeport. For our oceanview cabins we paid 483.00

I took their survey and they asked if I knew about it. That's probably where you go to smang at night.

Where did I say I didn't get booty?

Stupid ship gives you too much stuff to do. Like where was I when y'all played Mini-Golf and where was the adults only Serenity deck were there topless women there?

Originally they only sold it with a crisscross back, then they made a back where you could wear a bra . . . that's the day I bought. It's on clearance for 30 bucks, I may have to cop the red and the black too
Titacular sideboob for all OHNawlians - http://www.venus.com/viewproduct.aspx?BRANCH=7~72...

NO, No No. Slaus cut out part of blog 3. The part that answered the question; did CherBear get some booty on her cruise. Part of why I was mean to SNB was so I could be alone with Monkey, but she was WASTED and she is an emotional drunk like WHOA and a wee bit crazy. We haven't seen each other in 3 years because we're still recovering from a HUGE fight caused by the fact that when drunk I pick ass over friends, which is why I don't drink. And that day I was cranky and that night there were Patron shots and pain killers for my headache. Then I wanted to straighten her hair and she wouldn't let me and I was all zesty in my tight skirt and leopard bra. Plus we still have some man crossover issues and I may have touched the wrong man. Alcohol sucks, Sunday was a much better day, I liked Sunday.

Thanks to Whuckie for preserving the only photos of a dress I contemplated buying for 2.5 years. It was even worse from the front. That's how you vacate your damn senses!