I also would have accepted, "Unorthodox Research Methodology" as a title.

I was using it as an example of a thing a stupid person would say.

So there.

Regular installments like this one are why I read this comic.

Bravo, sir.

Um, just real quick: an apostrophe indicates that some letters have been taken out of a word. So what letters come after "em"?

"Half of 'em turn out to be..."

That is all.

That's what you choose to be offended by? Interesting.

Neee-yeeeerd!

Thank you, sir. We aims to please.

...

Except for when we aims to kills.

Ah, the high road.

If you love him so much, why don't you marry him?

Seriously. He'd be super into it, and I'm guessing he's lonely as hell.

I will say this about alcohol and movies: I the first time I saw "Spanglish," I was drunk off my ass and started writing an article about how Adam Sandler was an acting genius and the next revolution in creative filmmaking. The lesson here? Friends don't let friends drink and review.

Steve the Pirate was played by Alan Tudyk of "Firefly" fame and "Dollhouse" shame. He does not make an appearance in "Avatar."

Obviously, some of the bad-assery is truly bad-ass. I think the visual impact of the film increases the dramatic highlights even more, making them seem even bad-ass-ier.

But that doesn't change the fact that the writing is poor in some very, very conspicuous places.