Damn these cunt quote's of the week from the fartknocker report sure are fun, but they are starting to be a little ear piercing and mind numbing
Being a real true to life boat Capt. I sense they are on a rerun trip of the Titanic rather than a damn smooth sailing adventure.They readily resemble the fucking SS Minnow without Ginger or Mary Ann
The argument could be made if you let them whack more the less damage they can do or even for just a little while letting them relieve the stress may make them more efficient, if so hell make a good jerk session mandatory but circle jerks are out and Larry Craig tapping is strictly prohibitted
Real fucking patriots" right" here
Fuck up again and have to come back to my court for a gawd damn explaination about marriage and you will see just what gay legitimate rape feels like once I jail your dumbasses Now get the fuck out of my court
Mount your momma take me home country roads
and give birth by puberty
For not fucking their sisters
Its West by Gawd Virginia what in the hell did you expect,these bubby bangers have no clue about their own lady parts so why in the hell should they care about anyone else.Rape is ok there specially iffin it is atween kin folk who is no further removed than second cousins once you get further off than that it is only a violation of privacy,you have no right to look at your 3rd cousins pussy unless your uncle says it is ok which he will for a dip of copenhagen and a natty lite,hell for a good sip of corn squeezins you can squeeze your aunt and he will help her undress.They have a chant that you will hear at every family reunion that goes like this Incest is Best and we toast those what do it most
You gots to watch them squirrels they is nut eaters from way back and they aint nothin any gheyer than runnin around in the woods lookin and nibbling on nuts
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