CalamityJames

CalamityJames

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3 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Joe The Plumber: What ... · 5 replies · +50 points

Small bit of advice for those fine, upstanding, douche bag citizens seeking an audience with the Prez.: PUT ON A PAIR OF APPROPRIATE SLACKS AND A NICE SHIRT YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

4 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Janine Turner: Convert... · 0 replies · +36 points

Bitch can't even wear a flag pin. What's her problem with 'merikkka again?

10 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Which GOP Presidential... · 0 replies · +19 points

Why does Ron Paul want to drown that poor baby? It doesn't look like a mulatto.

36 weeks ago @ Wonkette - North Carolina Assembl... · 0 replies · +4 points

Next up, a constitutional amendment to add the text of the Bible 24 times at the bottom, just to be sure.

Which part? Judge not lest Ye be judged? Love thy neighbor? People who live in glass igloos?

Why must a lowly athiest Alabama boy have a better understanding of Hate-stianity than those great NC patriots?

38 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Meet Anthony Weiner's ... · 0 replies · +4 points

I know, right? A fucking ceiling fan with only 3 blades? Ridiculous.

39 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congress Giving Millio... · 0 replies · +5 points

So, can we get pissed now? I'm not real excited about going out there by myself.

39 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Congress Giving Millio... · 0 replies · +5 points

Seriously! Hey Obama, do you even like your jawb?

39 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Secret Radical Group O... · 0 replies · +5 points

So, after the whole "Arab Spring" thing, these guys think the best way to get things done is a sit-in?

Well, at least they're dragging themselves away from the 'puter. It's a start, I suppose.

39 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Secret Radical Group O... · 1 reply · +4 points

The Ballad of Dick Trickle?

39 weeks ago @ Wonkette - Jon Huntsman Surprised... · 0 replies · +2 points

Not gonna lie. I like this guy. Seriously, should he win the nomination (hahahaha), I would have to actually put in some real thought before next November.

Now, feel free to throw all his faults at me so I can laugh and point at our current "liberal" pres.