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Brisco_County

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2 days ago @ Big Hollywood - Daily Gut: I Explain t... · 1 reply · +2 points

She's not going to leave him. It's obvious. Here's why:

He's a glorified biker mechanic, and she just won an Oscar and has become the biggest actress in the world. Many insecure, lower-status boyfriends/husbands would react by kissing her ass and being supportive. But insecure, lower-status bad boys (biker mechanics) react by cheating. Guess which insecure guy gets dumped or cheated on, and which one keeps the girl. I'll give you a hint: It's the one who made the girl feel like she lost.

You all know this is true because you've seen it, but maybe you don't understand why. I'll explain it this way:

She married him because he's the bad boy she needed to conquer and tame. After the taming, his status, his character, and his intelligence would start to matter. But he knows he's lacking in those areas, so he had to show her that she still has work to do if she's going to conquer him and keep his interest, and her Oscar doesn't make her out of his league.

This is why even the hot, smart, and successful women will stay in abusive relationships. It's a powerful mind game, it works, and it proves that attraction is never based in logic.

2 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Sean Penn's Anal Issue... · 0 replies · +2 points

I knew there was still some Spicoli left in that guy.

5 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Super and Not So Super... · 1 reply · +3 points

So why is everyone so worked up over the Green Police commercial?

Because authoritarian oppression of personal choices is funny! You know what else is funny? There are people in power working diligently to make this not just a fantasy! LOL!

Eagerly awaiting cute and silly commercials poking fun at the banning of free speech.., Because our government would never attempt that either, right? RIGHT?

7 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - REVIEW: 'Edge of Darkn... · 1 reply · +1 points

Mr. Nolte, that was one of your better written reviews. That piece makes me want to see the movie you're discouraging me from seeing.

7 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - REVIEW: 'Edge of Darkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Thanks for making me laugh out loud on a sleepless night at 3:41 am.

8 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Hitchcock, #1 Overrate... · 0 replies · +2 points

You are correct. Bringing Up Baby was tediously unfunny. His Girl Friday, on the other hand, is comedic magic.

24 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - COUNTER-PETITION: Roma... · 0 replies · +2 points

I love Polanski's filmmaking, but his raping?... Not so much.

Brisco County
Brad Pitt lookalike.

24 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - UPDATE: Director Adam ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Adam McKay reminds me of South Park's version of the Hardy Boys.

"I'm getting a RAGING clue."

http://img39.imageshack.us/i/hardyboys.jpg/

27 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Burt's Eye View: Liber... · 0 replies · +1 points

Burt, you're missing something. Liberalism is indeed a religion, but it can't be claimed just by secularism. It's the religion of the counter culture. Those who have no core values except to rebel against American tradition, where the religious right and libertarians happen to find common ground.

27 weeks ago @ Big Hollywood - Daily Gut: Reponse to ... · 1 reply · +1 points

Wow, does someone have a mancrush on Mike Patton? Nevermind, you've probably admitted that 87 times already. And I like Fight Test more than One More Robot, but not everyone can have my sophisticated taste.