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Biel_ze_Bubba

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5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Arkansas Hero Lady Ban... · 1 reply · +26 points

"A well regulated Christian militia being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of Christian people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed."

Some things are just so obvious, the Framers didn't even need to write it down.

5 hours ago @ Wonkette - Fox Idiot: Why Does Ba... · 0 replies · +4 points

What's really weird is that the mouthbreathers think it's happened already.

9 hours ago @ Wonkette - Secret Service Didn't ... · 1 reply · +10 points

No list of punchables is complete without the smirking mug of Ted Cruz.

10 hours ago @ Wonkette - Veterans Tell Nutsack ... · 1 reply · +18 points

You want to see boobs on the ground? Give me five minutes with Gutfield and Bolling.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

Funny, because her words are sold to the teatards by volume, not by weight.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

The problem, apparently, is that the Dem votes are concentrated in big urban centers, where they provide 70-80% majorities, but this leaves most of the boonies and burbs to the GOP. Until we figure out how to export our excess liberals to the red states, the Dems will never take the House.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +2 points

It confirmed for them that in general, women just weren't qualified.

22 hours ago @ Wonkette - The Sarah Palin Fartkn... · 0 replies · +1 points

I have no doubt whatsoever that they believed - correctly - that if they were going to pick a woman, only a VILF would appeal to their knucklehead redneck base.

23 hours ago @ Wonkette - Christian Swingers Wil... · 0 replies · +4 points

Somewhere alomg the line, thick curly hair anywhere south of the scalp became unsexy. I blame it on Rio.

23 hours ago @ Wonkette - Christian Swingers Wil... · 0 replies · +3 points

There's got to be a "USB stick" joke in there somewhere...