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Biel_ze_Bubba

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1 minute ago @ Wonkette - Bryan Fischer Was Not ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Put a buttplug up his ass, wrap him in two rubber wetsuits, and asphyxiate him. Oh wait ... been there, done that.
Something novel, then.

10 minutes ago @ Wonkette - Bryan Fischer Was Not ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Maybe he should talk to fellow Xtard wackaloon Cindy Jacobs.
She gets advance notice of terrist attacks directly from God, and she can stop them (if she wants to...)

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Florida School Board M... · 0 replies · +7 points

"It’s our job to protect our kids.”
This is where Common Core comes in handy.

1. Which word doesn't belong with the others:
(a) Teach
(b) Instruct
(c) Inform
(d) Educate
(e) Protect

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - Florida School Board M... · 1 reply · +6 points

L:ooks more like a tr1g function to me.

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly And Sara... · 0 replies · +2 points

There's definitely a cringe factor whenever you're invited to click on a video link featuring either one of them.
This was doubly scary.

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly And Sara... · 0 replies · +5 points

I was thinking the same thing, but then I remembered Tina Fey's hilarious recitation, verbatim, of a Palin word salad back in 2008.
Some pundit called it her "stream of consciousness" style, which is pretty funny if you think about it: what comes out of her mouth is exactly what's going through her mind.

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly And Sara... · 0 replies · +4 points

Can you really call it a "battle" if the participants are unarmed?

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Bill O'Reilly And Sara... · 0 replies · +3 points

That would make it a noodle fight.

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Bryan Fischer Was Not ... · 1 reply · +5 points

The Koch bros are going to do whatever it takes to prevent another clown car/circular firing squad primary.
Will they bankroll MIttens, or Jeb? That's the billion-dollar question.

4 hours ago @ Wonkette - Bryan Fischer Was Not ... · 3 replies · +5 points

Have no fear - the AFA has installed a replacement spokes-kook, David Lane, who's just as crazy and almost as quotable.