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1 hour ago @ Wonkette - Sad Newspaper Editor F... · 0 replies · +7 points

[Jesus] said there would be deceivers. He said those deceivers would cause Christians who remain true to His teachings to become reviled. He said false prophets would follow to deceive even more, and that lawlessness will abound.

Hmmm. "Causing them to become reviled", you say?
Lemme go read again about all those Xtian death threats against Planned Parenthood clinics (and the ice cream shops that support them.) And the Xtian threats against buses full of brown kids.

1 hour ago @ Wonkette - Sad Newspaper Editor F... · 1 reply · +2 points

Let’s all pour one out on poor oppressed Bob Eschliman.


1 hour ago @ Wonkette - George Takei Tells How... · 1 reply · +2 points

I think we are EXACTLY at Dok's 2-year anniversary, if you count from the now-classic Breitbart-in-armor article.

Happy Wonkday, Dok!

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - George Takei Tells How... · 3 replies · +9 points

"longstanding" = since about a year ago

Maybe we should add this to the Wonktionary.

3 hours ago @ Wonkette - George Takei Tells How... · 0 replies · +9 points

Maybe George can convince all those right-wing fuckwits that the FEMA camps won't be so bad after all.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Awesome NRA Video Expl... · 0 replies · +3 points

NRA, or The Onion?

It's impossible to tell.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Scott Brown: Why Are D... · 1 reply · +23 points

"Either they will have to dig deeper into their own pockets to pay the full cost of their insurance, or taxes will have to be raised on all of us to make up the difference."

Ummm . . . how exactly would higher taxes "make up the difference" after losing a taxpayer-funded subsidy?

GOP morons - whatchagonnado?

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Sleazy Insurance Compa... · 1 reply · +10 points

Insurance companies are people too, my friend. Nasty, pitiless, selfish people, who probably have some deeply held religious convictions -- or will develop them as necessary under prevailing circumstances.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Sleazy Insurance Compa... · 0 replies · +7 points

Hmm ... electric bike? It's other than muscle powered!
Bike with training wheels? Hey, that's four wheels!

They can really run with these new rules... so long as their running shoes aren't too sophisticated.

1 day ago @ Wonkette - Area Woman Still Can't... · 0 replies · +5 points

It's ironically named.