But there will be no research on whether cabbage patch children are mythical children or real children.

Main concern from the White House is that the investigation may include Birth Certificates; and as it turns out, cabbage patch children DO have them . . . .

What can I say, great minds think alike. But really, with Hansen running around screaming "sky is falling, sky is falling!" only to be made look the fool over and over. How does NASA expect to have the CREDIBILITY to debunk anything?

Hansen specializes in climate "modeling" -- attempting to predict
future events based on computer simulations. In 1971, Hansen wrote his
first climate model, which showed the world was about to experience
severe global cooling. NASA colleagues used it to warn the world that
immediate action was needed to prevent catastrophe.

Most research papers are rather dry reading, written to be as
unemotional as possible. Not so with Hansen's reports, whose works
scream alarmism even in their titles: "Climate Catastrophe," "Can We
Defuse the Global Warming Time Bomb," and "The Threat to the Planet."
Hansen was most recently in the news when an amateur blogger
discovered an error in his climate data, a mistake Hansen later
discounted as unimportant to the "big picture" of compelling public
action on climate change.

NASA's primary climate monitoring agency is the Goddard Institute of
Space Studies. Official NASA climate statements come through GISS ... which means they must get by Hansen. Many other scientists and agencies make climate predictions, but Hansen's top the list for scare factor, predicting consequences considerably more dire than his colleagues.

Perhaps they could start with the ridiculous myths about GlobalWarming/ClimateChange that their own scaremonger James Hansen has been spreading for decades!