Moto Guzzi's "El Dorado" was just golden.

Speed Triple makes me think they should have a Crack Twin, and maybe a Meth single.

Nice bike though

Don't let the bastards get you down. Your columns are one of my favorite features here. I hope you keep them coming!

My internal dialogue:
"There's a stop light coming up. you really should be hitting the brakes about now"
"But I'm so tired. I have a few more feet before I really need to"
"No, you should really be hitting the brakes"
"But I'm no so tired. I can go a little further, then hit them"
"Why are we having this conversation? Is that exhaust I smell? F@#$! Brakes now or you're gonna die!"
Even then the feet responded so slowly. Finally got the thing stopped, door open, windows down. It felt like the whole thing took an hour, when in reality it probably happened in a second or so as I decelerated from 50 to zero. I thought the 20 degree air would wake me up, but it took a while. Thank god I figured it out fast.

Assuming I'm playing with someone else's money, I voted for all of them. Maybe it's because I'm picturing what the three hilarious idiots from Top Gear (the original) would do with them if given a poorly formed dirt track like they often raced on in the '30's. Maybe it's because I'm picturing what my buddies and I would do with them on said dirt track. Maybe it's because I'm a contrarian. Or maybe it's all of the above.

That early one is far cooler than I expected, but it still has some strange styling for styling's sake. I'm assuming the fact that it has only 3 headers per side despite being a V8 is part of his Mercedes tribute concept, but it still feels like a misrepresentation.

If that were real, stopping would really hurt.

Are you a freak for hydropneumatique?
Do you yearn for a box with unusual shocks?
If so, give it a go.

Will it be reliable? Are the plastics hard and friable?
Perhaps. Perhaps not. You won't know until you give it a shot.
For the price, every time it arises will be like winning new prizes!

Give that man a deadline. If he doesn't get it out of the field by then, go get it yourself.

That haircut is awesome! Give 'em hell, Granny!

Paint the car like her hair and it would make a lot more sense. Right now it just looks unfinished.