I love this tale of yours.
As a healer I find people aren't horrible, maybe this is for fear of not being healed or ressed if they are tits who pull stuff without my pocket tank pulling them first...

But. There have been times where I get the people who want to "do the instance quickly" and then they some how manage to pull aggro from mobs a million miles away from the tank and his healer *points at self* then they die.. then have the cheek to blame me! How am I to be blamed for you being a tit and running away from EVERYONE who can help keep your brainless character alive?

But it is great having a pocket tank, If someone pisses us off, due to pulling threat after attacking the non marked one * I mean comeon how hard is it to see a skull above a mobs head* or from simply being rude they are kinda screwed, The Tank doesn't taunt stuff off of them and the dps sit behind him hoping to god that his frustration isn't cast on one of them, and the healer doesn't heal or ress them when they die.

So..... after their initial "do this quickly" whilst being a complete tit and abusive to the party as a whole he died 8 times and had to run back in to the instance as no one would dare ress him in my stead.

it's fun being a healer =D

I love that you were killing Dorfs, I was doing the same thing, but about 5 mins in to smoshing those dorfs with demolishers I got bored... so I hopped in to a chopper and went to see how much of Ulduar I could pull in one lap around it >:D

Then we proceeded to have races around Ulduar and see who could survive the longest =D If you haven't tried it maybe you should as when you pull a spider it's hilarious listening to the others in your party scream >:D

Also, Thrall wasn't phased by myself, a blood elf female disc priest, handing him a lovely charm bracelet =D would have been a lot better if the bracelets were made from bones and teeth tho *thinks about this and goes in to a daydream*