Barack Obama is the Joseph Goebbels of besmirching Nelson Mandela being the Rosa Parks of honoring Ronald Reagan.
... what kind of “adults” sit around talking about shit my kids stopped when they were about 5 or 6 on national tv at that ...
Shut up, Sarah.
The ACA WWW site is New Coke. "Everybody" hated it and complained, so they brought back Classic, with a resulting huge increase in sales due to the publicity. The ACA WWW site failure led all the right-wing critics to focus on implementation issues, with an implied retreat from the ideals - when you complain about the site not working, the implication is it should work. Now the critics are stuck, because fixing web sites ain't that hard, and they're on record complaining about it not working.
I doubt the site problems were pre-planned, but they sure worked out beautifully.
Don't call him a douche. Douches are useful.
Good plan. That way you get the front of the buffet line.
There's only one hand gesture needed for Palin's speeches.
Thank you, Sasha Baron Cohen.
I read it four times. Cheaper than a lobotomy!