yunshui

yunshui

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483 weeks ago @ You Made Me Say It! - Addiction · 1 reply · +1 points

I must admit that the day they invent the lightsaber is the day I convert to Jediism. But I'm pretty sure real Jedi don't have a problem doffing their hoods in public - if anonymity's the goal, surely a flick of the wrist and a "these are not the droids you're looking for" fits the bill better than a hoody?

484 weeks ago @ You Made Me Say It! - Ghosts for sale · 1 reply · +1 points

No, it's entirely odourless, indeed intangible, as one might expect.

484 weeks ago @ You Made Me Say It! - Ghosts for sale · 3 replies · +1 points

Let's find out! I have in my possession a bottle (technically a Kilner jar) which I guarantee contains the genuine spiritual essence of Jesus Christ. It's yours for fifty quid ono, no timewasters please.

Let the bidding war commence.

484 weeks ago @ You Made Me Say It! - Ghosts for sale · 0 replies · +1 points

What exactly does one do with a bottled ghost? Aside from reuse the bottle for storing chutney, of course.

Mmmm... haunted chutney...