His logic is unassailable. Unfortunately for him his FACE is quite assailable.
Don't make me pitch this fifth of vodka too!
That soooo deserves to win! Love it! Thanks for including me on the runner ups!
Maybe he had explosive gloves? Wait. That would suck for him too.
Did you not see the eyepatch? Of course she's evil!
It's not the fall that kills you....
And why do the girls keep flinging themselves at the boys? Are there trust issues?
I agree with that happy face!
Great reception here, I should telecommute!