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10 years ago @ Wonkette - Wisconsin Democrat Yel... · 0 replies · +8 points

Where's the Hoveround? He ain't authentic without one.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Vigilante Tax Collecto... · 1 reply · +5 points

Can I get a deduction for my Hoveround?

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Of Course Hillary Clin... · 3 replies · +7 points

B-Go isn't the same guy having sexytime with K-Lo, right? Oh, that's Jonah Goldberg.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - NSA Knew All About Hea... · 0 replies · +5 points

"I'd wiretap that." - Marcus Bachmann.

10 years ago @ Wonkette - Senator Dan Coats Embr... · 0 replies · +2 points

Retire, man. You've got an easy in to become Hoveround's lobbyist on the Hill.

11 years ago @ Wonkette - RNC Targets Women & Mi... · 0 replies · +1 points

Where's the outreach to Hoveround-bound patriots? Oh, they don't "fit." Hahaha!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Are You Dressed To Imp... · 0 replies · +10 points

Beth, where are the pics of the Hoveround-bound patriots?

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Lindsey Graham Takes T... · 0 replies · +2 points

Someone buy a new pair of light loafers for Lindsey!

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Guess How Much More Sa... · 0 replies · +8 points

Sector: "Mobility." Description: "Hoverounds." Expenditures: "Top Secret."

11 years ago @ Wonkette - Daily Caller Brings 'N... · 1 reply · +4 points

Most Teabaggers drive Hoverounds - that's a fact!