Nick Douglas

Nick Douglas

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Famous Late Bloomers P... · 2 replies · +31 points

Hi! Yes, thank you, that is better than I could ever explain it to myself.

Originally I just wrote this to beat myself up. (I self-medicate with "late bloomer" lists to excuse myself for being lazy about my career.) Then Mallory gave me some better ideas, and Nikki made a lot of crucial edits to turn this from therapy into content.

I had to choose between narrowing my focus to one point, and not being tedious. I wish I could do both, but I am not yet that skilled.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Inexplicably Insulting... · 0 replies · +4 points

Small man here. It's the worst.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Way Isabella Rosse... · 0 replies · +2 points

I've been longing to write a cameo for Francoise Mouly, and now I understand why.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Here Are Some Painting... · 0 replies · +27 points

I'm thrilled that she's always holding something to beat him with.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Code Words For Lesbian... · 0 replies · +17 points

I'm so prepared for my next cryptic crossword.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women About To Commit ... · 0 replies · +16 points

Guy De Maupassant Stories Made Horrific

11 years ago @ The Toast - Women Resisting Hetero... · 0 replies · +2 points

PANAMA!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Songs You'll Never Hea... · 0 replies · +4 points

Sufjan Stevens unzips himself to reveal he's been David Foster Wallace all along.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Western Political Char... · 4 replies · +32 points

I'm terrified that one day I'll have to pronounce "Diet of Worms" out loud and I will accomplish no part of that task

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 4 replies · +10 points

Does everyone have those certain friends with whom you have to pretend you've read all books ever, because otherwise they'll berate you, push their copy into your hands, or spend the next half hour recapping like they think they're Alan Sepinwall?