tkipsky

tkipsky

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12 years ago @ The Toast - Close-Reading "Dear Pr... · 2 replies · +8 points

No kidding! It's like the time my girlfriend's parents invited me to the family reunion, and then asked us to pretend that we were "just good friends" in front of certain members of the family and their children, so that they "wouldn't remember us instead of the beach." Ummm, really? Like a couple of twenty-something lesbians, holding hands, in swimwear, could compete with a BEACH? Where there is sand, and waves, and stuff? If you didn't want the lesbian girlfriend at the family reunion, just don't invite me to go to Georgia in the summer.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Close-Reading "Dear Pr... · 0 replies · +6 points

Or she could buy a bunch of unlined bras, and wet her nipples with cold water to make them stick out, and wear tight and/or sheer shirts.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Close-Reading "Dear Pr... · 0 replies · +4 points

Well, I am 24, and I am not wearing a bra currently, and I feel pretty great about it. I recommend it.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Close-Reading "Dear Pr... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yes. Please always Tegan & Sara gifs.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Alternatives to the Pa... · 0 replies · +4 points

I have a similar diet, where I basically eat whatever I feel like, and if I feel like eating a food that is "bad," feign guilt, and talk about going on a juice cleanse. Then I never go on the juice cleanse. This also includes looking pityingly on people who give up fats, cane sugar, or coffee.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Alternatives to the Pa... · 0 replies · +4 points

Coffee grinds. Crisco. Californians.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Who Is the Saddest Girl? · 0 replies · +2 points

No effing kidding! Why are they always anorexic and tragic and doomed? I personally find plump, rosy-cheeked, and well-adjusted women, full of vitality, very attractive.
The Sad Girl? BOOORRRING.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Tell Sp... · 0 replies · +1 points

Well, we're moving, so our house is full of boxes. I hate moving. But the good news is, I won't have to commute an hour and a half for a job at which I only make $9/hr plus supposed tips, which have so far failed to materialize in any substantial or meaningful way.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Tell Sp... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yes. Always, yes. Haircuts are once of the wondrous things to lift a humdrum day/week/month.

12 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Tell Sp... · 0 replies · +2 points

My dad. to my eternal jealousy, has a black and white photo portait of Spock with his lyre on his office wall. He is a composer and musician, so this is perfect. But I want it.