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8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +17 points

Oh my god I'm going to barf FOR you.

8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +30 points

You know what would kill me in the happiest way? If she guest-starred on "Madam Secretary" and she and Elizabeth McCord traded "too witches" jokes. Or even interjected a "take to the sea" comment in a tedious meeting.

8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 1 reply · +56 points

Someone needs to program slackbot to respond to "Hillary" with "MOST WITCHES" asap.

8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 1 reply · +122 points

The Minister of Magic's head will appear in the fireplace in the Residence some night when she's just chillin' with a glass of wine and her well-loved copy of Texts from Jane Eyre.

8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 2 replies · +100 points

Well, I mean. Elizabeth Warren, amirite? (Okay, maybe she's not an open space-witch...)

8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +14 points

I could watch this all day.

8 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +39 points

Crying in the airport. (Fortunately everyone cries at the airport.)

8 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +12 points

They do not. Or at least the person who occupied my office before I moved into it did not.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +51 points

Well, you know. Gotta be prepared for interviewing all those au pairs.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Take it to... · 0 replies · +100 points

Her email address changed when she left her job and the city eight months ago. She didn't feel it necessary to tell anyone.

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