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9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

I'm pretty sure tonight that all the fireworks that will go off across Canada are in celebration of The Toast.

9 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +109 points

"I do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States, and I will be too witches for anyone trying to tear me down."

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Cate Blanchett Were... · 1 reply · +23 points

If Cate Blanchett were your girlfriend, you'd come around to seeing that "Cate" with a C just looks weird because every other Catherine you've ever known went by Cathy, and besides, it is nowhere near as egregious as pretending "Ralph" is pronounced "Rafe".

9 years ago @ The Toast - "The Ant and the Grass... · 1 reply · +37 points

I just assumed the artist has never seen a naked woman before, so he used an anachronistic Barbie for the model.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Dog Breeds: An Exhaust... · 0 replies · +56 points

Oh.

I want a book full of these.

Desperately.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Toast Looks Back: ... · 0 replies · +25 points

THE BEST OF TWO MONKS

All of them.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Ve... · 0 replies · +2 points

Thank you! (And now I have shown I don't read every posted article...)

9 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Ve... · 2 replies · +3 points

People keep talking about deleted comments. Is there a place they are normally posted that I never see?

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Sarah Paulson Were ... · 0 replies · +52 points

I just stopped at the title and sighed happily.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Bible Verses Where "Ve... · 3 replies · +35 points

Psalm 39:5 Look, buddy, thou hast made my days as an handbreadth; and mine age is as nothing before thee: fuckin' a every man at his best state is altogether vanity.

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