susanintoronto

susanintoronto

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 0 replies · +4 points

Watch out when the ears go back.....

9 years ago @ The Toast - Cats I Would Like To O... · 1 reply · +3 points

And though she seems to love her scratchpad, she uses it not. I imagine the carpet serves as the real thing.

9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU ARE ANGRY: A T... · 0 replies · +1 points

Holy F! How did you manage to rummage around inside my psyche!?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Meal In Jane... · 1 reply · +9 points

Wait (oh why am I always late to the party? I need to come here every day,not twice a week).

What about the Orange? Yes, there is an orange in this book. It's the salary Jane pays the little orphan girl who works as her maid in the village school funded by Mr. Oliver. At least, on the first day. The little orphan child, Alice Wood by name, is still hard at it on Nov 5, a holiday (perhaps she's non-union?) and Jane pays her in real coin this time. A penny. She is well satisfied.

Query: would the orange be worth more or less than a penny, and where did Jane get it in rural Yorkshire in the fall?

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Return Of The Prod... · 0 replies · +6 points

Amazing, isn't it, how it all falls into place when you connect those two words? You can go back and look at a lot of women's history with new eyes.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Return Of The Prod... · 0 replies · +6 points

Behind the door! Look, quick, before he runs off and takes one of the goats.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Return Of The Prod... · 0 replies · +8 points

And a fatted one at that.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Short Stories,... · 0 replies · +23 points

"I must say, Holmes, I love watching parades."
"Indeed. And what do you notice about this next marching band, coming into sight?"
"Why, er, they seem to be covered in spots. They all have smallpox!"
"Not quite, Watson. They are the Nova Scotia Leopard Society Drum and Bugle Corps."

"The Adventure of the Speckled Band" by Arthur Conan Doyle

9 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Short Stories,... · 0 replies · +9 points

"All the children learned an important lesson about autonomy that day."

You know, I first read that as "anatomy." And that works too.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Classic Short Stories,... · 0 replies · +12 points

I love this version too. I think this is the real story, and the other was just a recurring nightmare.