sueyres

sueyres

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Go On, Get Out Of Here · 1 reply · +59 points

LIFE'S LIKE A MOVIE, WRITE YOUR OWN ENDING
KEEP BELIEVING, KEEP PRETENDING
WE'VE DONE JUST WHAT WE SET OUT TO DOOOO
THANKS TO THE LOVERS, THE DREAMERS, AND YOOOOOU!

9 years ago @ The Toast - An Open Thread, and Se... · 2 replies · +48 points

Alright Toasties, this place may be dying, but there are plenty of evil jerks trying to amass power, delightful animals cavorting throughout Western art, and very, very confused Medieval monks.

Let's go to work.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Women Who Are Dating P... · 0 replies · +250 points

::peacock saunters into frame::


PEACOCK: ayy gurl you lookin fly as hell
MAN: I cannot compete with this. I cede my sexuality.
PEACOCK: lemme get wit you
WOMAN: Verily.

/fin

9 years ago @ The Toast - WHY YOU KEEP HAVING TH... · 0 replies · +120 points

This... this is too real for 9 a.m. on a Tuesday Mallory.

9 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You're ... · 0 replies · +36 points

*understated folk wisdom*
*plea for the new city types to appreciate nature*
*weeping desire that you had been at Walden Pond with Thoreau and Emerson*

9 years ago @ The Toast - We Are Closing The Toa... · 1 reply · +7 points

When I finally find a comment section that doesn't make me hate everyone AND myself. Sigh.

So long, and thanks for all the memes.

9 years ago @ The Toast - "When it comes down to... · 0 replies · +58 points

"Look, I knew I should've had some questions when he asked for the money in non-sequential Swiss francs -- but I still believe that David took that money for the project and not to fund his blackout drunk trip to the Alps."

9 years ago @ The Toast - The First Line Of Ever... · 0 replies · +55 points

Emma Watson IS Hermione Roark IN:

FOUNTAINHEAD 2000

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Eight Types of Roo... · 2 replies · +85 points

TAKE THIS SIMPLE TEST TO FIND OUT WHAT KIND OF ROOMMATE YOU HAVE!

Answer! It's the Zodiac Killer.

9 years ago @ The Toast - People In Tiny Houses ... · 4 replies · +120 points

As though anyone would willingly have sex with someone that lived in a "tiny house."