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11 years ago @ The Toast - The Mom Apotheosis · 0 replies · +31 points
Once, after my brother moved out, he called her from his new place saying he found a spider and asked her to come kill it for him. He said she was quiet for a moment and then said, "Okay, honey." He was joking with her, but knew she'd say yes.
Oh, and she cannot tell a joke without laughing all the way through it.
11 years ago @ The Toast - "A Witch!": On Women's... · 0 replies · +7 points
11 years ago @ The Toast - "A Witch!": On Women's... · 0 replies · +7 points
11 years ago @ The Toast - Songs I Bet New Yo... · 0 replies · +21 points
1-2-3-4
Walking like a man,
hitting like a hammer,
she's a juvenile scam.
Never was a quitter,
tasty like a raindrop,
I'm David Brooks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYXczDB8VrY
11 years ago @ The Toast - I'm A Gamer · 0 replies · +24 points
11 years ago @ The Toast - Handy Men: Misandry an... · 0 replies · +22 points
11 years ago @ The Toast - Updates From Ferguson,... · 0 replies · +1 points
@ChrisKingStL is a good Twitter source. He works for the St. Louis American (@StLouisAmerican) newspaper and has a ton of contacts and information.
@AntonioFrench, a former journalist, is a St. Louis City alderman who has been on the ground pretty much all day every day since Mike Brown was killed.
@ACLU_MO is the ACLU of Missouri.
@Patricialicious is Patricia Bynes, Democratic committeewoman of Ferguson. A delegate for Missouri's 1st Congressional District. She's been at all the protest events and, among other things, has helped give kids rides home when the police have shut down roads.
11 years ago @ The Toast - “His exact words wer... · 0 replies · +4 points