socordya

socordya

130p

17 comments posted · 1 followers · following 0

8 years ago @ The Toast - Know Your Medieval Ter... · 0 replies · +38 points

“Deus vult” = God vults
Shame on you. It obviously means "the vulture god".

8 years ago @ The Toast - "I Know What Clean Sme... · 1 reply · +7 points

She fails to mention the best thing about bleach. It makes cat crazy. It's hilarious.

ALSO YOU ARE KIND OF MAKING IT SOUND LIKE BLEACH CURES DYSENTERY WHICH IS NOT EXACTLY TRUE?

Do you really think so? Then you know nothing, Mallory Snow.

8 years ago @ The Toast - How Do You Handle Jet ... · 0 replies · +56 points

My Top 3 Tips to Handle Jet Lag :

Pray to R'hllor every hour
Remember your Bene Gesserit training
Ask yourself if Ayn Rand would have let herself fall asleep like some lazy moocher

8 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +96 points

I doubt Hot Early Thirties Blond Cancer Lady actually died of cancer. It's probable she was actually silenced by the Feminazi Police before she could reveal the Tenth Great Feminine Secret.

8 years ago @ The Toast - "The First Children Wh... · 0 replies · +16 points

Yup. You start with special names to show they are important and soon enough you got an aristocracy on your hands.

8 years ago @ The Toast - "The First Children Wh... · 4 replies · +29 points

First Children
Having a special name for the children of the ruler of a country seems kind of ... unhealthy.

8 years ago @ The Toast - Ayn Rand Once Cursed A... · 2 replies · +104 points

she continues to hold men in thrall through her dumb books. Maybe she's alive somewhere. Maybe that's what's keeping her alive.

She put a piece of her soul in each of her book, and now they're like Tom Riddle's diary, anchoring her to our world.
If you shave Trump's hair, you'll find Ayn Rand's face on the back of his skull, Quirell-style. She possessed him to counter Clinton, because she said there would never be a woman president and she won't be proven wrong, dammit!

8 years ago @ The Toast - Ayn Rand Once Cursed A... · 0 replies · +61 points

Ayn Rand is basically real life Darth Vader: yes, she is objectively (heh) evil, but dammit I want to be her so bad.

8 years ago @ The Toast - "Heterosexuality? Neve... · 0 replies · +17 points

Why is this painting called the Apotheosis of Kaiser Wilhelms I ?
(If my German skills aren't failing me)