That is ridiculous. I wish you luck and a speedy resolution.

1) Things you would rather forget.
All the drunk texts and drunk Facebook status updates.
Last time I wound up changing my last name on Facebook sending all my friends into shock thinking that I had finally tied the knot. The next morning I must say I was very confused with all the congrats.

2)Things your dog would say if he/she could talk.
Please Please move my kennel out of your bedroom!

3)Things you shouldn't let children do.
Were pants that say juicy on the but

4)Things the neighbors think they saw.
Me jumping out of the window falling into a rose bush. Oh wait they did see that.

5)Things that should be labeled a crime.
I can not think of anything witty to write so I have to say pretty much anything that bothers me. Which basically would make everything a crime.

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