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10 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Believe To Be... · 1 reply · +87 points

The thing is, Type 1 diabetes is the JUVENILE onset type. It is possible to get it in adulthood, but quite rare. I don't understand this article's timeline but she must have been in her 30s at least. I mean, nor does type 1 diabetes typically force one into medical retirement (?????), so what am I saying, that counter top looks great with that chandelier.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Boxcar Children, R... · 0 replies · +10 points

I don't think I realized they DID become a series about rich kids solving mysteries. I just remember the fridge river and romantic trash. Not sure if I am happy or disappointed to learn I missed a whole second half here.

11 years ago @ The Toast - If Kristen Stewart Wer... · 0 replies · +143 points

“Fuck off,” she’d say, and walk towards the kitchen in a pair of boxer briefs. “I’m making you eggs.”

BAAAAAAAAABE. *swoons.*

11 years ago @ The Toast - Gleeful Mobs Of Women ... · 0 replies · +40 points

I thought it was maybe, like, a reed? Very danger. Much murderous.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Gleeful Mobs Of Women ... · 5 replies · +176 points

This is my favorite post in the history of posts.



This murder-vogueing bitch is my favorite bitch in the history of bitches.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +6 points

I remember reading that and getting SO MAD. Here I was, a bright tween, throwing away the prime of my life enjoying his books out of the goodness of my heart when in actual fact he was just cravenly following a formula and didn't give a damn about what he was creating. And by he I mean his wife. That was really the beginning of the end for me as a fantasy fan. (In retrospect, I am happy that happened for me around 14 instead of dragging it out too much longer.)

11 years ago @ The Toast - All the Posts on Every... · 0 replies · +21 points

GOOD JOB AT BIRTHING A NEW LIFE NICOLE

11 years ago @ The Toast - A Spinster's Holiday G... · 0 replies · +5 points

NO THIS IS VERY ON TOPIC

11 years ago @ The Toast - Me, IRL · 0 replies · +1 points

me tbh

11 years ago @ The Toast - I Don't Feel Weak When... · 3 replies · +27 points

THIS IS SUPER GREAT I WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND

p.s. dear editors there is a typo "I like being scared even less that I like being angry" should say than not that I'm very sorry I'm like this but it's part of my offer of friendship