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10 years ago @ The Toast - A Day In The Life Of A... · 0 replies · +30 points

He set Norway aflame...with syphilis.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Signs You\'re About To... · 2 replies · +51 points

Yes. Both of these. I always wistfully hope twincest guys are living happily in their nice loft somewhere. But mother-in-law poisoner (and evil husband!) takes the cake by far. NOTHING will ever top that and why isn't it a movie yet?

10 years ago @ The Toast - Signs You\'re About To... · 0 replies · +23 points

Yeah, I read Prudie for YEARS and just stopped after that article. Also, we're all alcoholics!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Chapter Titles From My... · 3 replies · +24 points

Ohhh. I once, as a young nerd, spent a summer reading fake memoirs. They were all terrible, every last one of them. My list:

The Night Listener
A Million Tiny Pieces (the WORST)
Confessions of an English Opium Eater
The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things
Running With Scissors (let's be honest)

True fact: people sell these as memoirs because they're far, far too terrible to be acceptable fiction.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Good Morning, Wake Up,... · 0 replies · +9 points

I always knew Peggy Sue Got Married was a horror film.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Revenge-Based Sequ... · 2 replies · +40 points

We are all on the wrong page here. The real Castaway sequel is Wilson's adventures at sea.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How I Defeated the Tol... · 0 replies · +23 points

Let's form a Faramir-Eowyn fanclub and then NEVER watch the movies again.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Don't You Dare Try To ... · 2 replies · +88 points

Can I skip the art and just punch Damien Hirst in the face?

11 years ago @ The Toast - Less Pretentious Title... · 1 reply · +19 points

I adamantly refused to put a colon in my thesis. It was just "Topic and Sub-topic." I felt really proud of that one.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +4 points

I remember all of junior high being a traumatizing fashion experiment. One time I tried wearing tights with shorts but I'm pretty sure they weren't like, cool colored tights, just regular pantyhose. I got laughed at mercilessly and took them off before homeroom. I also tried out vests but only had old lady vests from the thrift store. It was the 90's!

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