There are so many inaccuracies and biases in Wickham's account that I can say - from some experience - he'd been thrown out of court and referred to the Attorney General if he tried this kind of misrepresentation in a trial. Every quote is a cherry picked phrase akin to a theatre publicist who changes a drama review "this show is about as compelling as a changing traffic ligh" to "this show is... compelling"

One egregious misrepresentation: Wickham says that Cleese called him a liar. As Bloggerhead records verbatim, Cleese said "You’re absolutely free to tell any lies you want about me.” The other abbreviated version of this line: "Cleese called me a free man."

Let's just reverse this for a moment. I say to Wickham "You''re absolutely free to sext me if you want." There's a thing in the English language called the future conditional tense.

And no, I've haven't been sexted by Alex Wickham.

Nice bit of troll hunting. I hold it as a badge of honour that tabloidtroll blocked me. It's always a danger paradox when anonymous posters indulg in ad hominem attacks. If you've concealed your identity, you can't make the identity of others your main target.

Poetic justice I say