Meg

Meg

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11 years ago @ The Toast - Jaya Catches Up: F... · 0 replies · +14 points

That bathtub went on my list of adult goals twenty years ago and I still want it. Gold dragon head spigot and all.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Femslash In Space · 0 replies · +1 points

Sarah Brightman and her band, Hot Gossip.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Loving Phil Hartman · 1 reply · +3 points

I just realized that Zapp Brannigan was meant to be Hartman. Sure enough: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zapp_Brannigan

11 years ago @ The Toast - Tell Me About Your Fir... · 0 replies · +17 points

Hannibal Lecter/Clarice Starling, on the now-defunct brass ring of the internet weirdos: Typhoid and Swans. Multiple entries. Could see no reason they weren't the perfect pair.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +16 points

Super Sad True Love Story was so bad and so misogynist and racist I kept looking up Shteyngart to make sure he wasn't just a pen name for Philip Roth.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 3 replies · +26 points

White Noise by Don DeLillo. That book is so far up its own ass and so convinced of it's own importance, it's like the whole thing runs in unctuous slow-motion while the author's head floats over your right shoulder screaming GET IT DO YOU GET IT ITS A SYMBOL BECAUSE MODERN LIFE IS SO EMPTY. A guy who likes Don DeLillo is an automatic no.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Respond To Crit... · 0 replies · +31 points

Just when I think this site can't make me feel any more exposed in my most piteous moments, we arrive at this terrible nakedness.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Equinox: Part I Of A S... · 0 replies · +6 points

Just when I think I have found the thing I loved the most. Thank you for this. Please write more of this. Thank you.