ImmortanPoe

ImmortanPoe

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

Ooh, I'm in Chapel Hill! (Is that info I should give out online? Oh well.)

10 years ago @ The Toast - Thanksgiving Open Thread · 1 reply · +5 points

It's not ACTUALLY a single song, but I've had the entire Boys for Pele album on loop nonstop for about a week.

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +10 points

"She pulled him towards her. Not by his hand."

Pet Sematary was really... something.

10 years ago @ The Toast - How To Tell If You Are... · 0 replies · +26 points

You're renowned for a complete inability to learn from your situations, regardless of how much you puke about them.

(PS I have SERIOUS OPINIONS about Pet Sematary)

10 years ago @ The Toast - All I Want For The New... · 1 reply · +11 points

She's still "Mrs." and people mentioned Lane's parents in plural sometimes. I always he got stuck in an alternate dimension or something.

10 years ago @ The Toast - All I Want For The New... · 4 replies · +99 points

Miss Patty would inevitably hear of Emily's newfound lesbianism and regularly regail her with tales of "sapphic dalliances" involving everyone from Marlene Dietrich to Lauren Bacall.

Emily would not discourage her.

10 years ago @ The Toast - All I Want For The New... · 3 replies · +9 points

The looming threat of Mr. Kim's return will only make it all the spicier.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +3 points

I get to see Rasputina next week and I've been so excited in my LIFE!

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Wife of Bath's Pro... · 0 replies · +67 points

"he hit me in the ears, I set his library on fire, ultimately it all worked out and was the best marriage i ever had"

It's good to know that Kiss With a Fist ended happily.