onesmartpoptart

onesmartpoptart

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Just A List Of Every C... · 0 replies · +4 points

Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch, 1992. :::mic drop:::

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Butter: FAQs · 0 replies · +14 points

a celebratory haiku:

hello Butter hi
delicious melty goodness
come get on my Toast

10 years ago @ The Toast - Forever Fest: Women On... · 0 replies · +4 points

Having a terrific bout of insomnia right now, knowing that I get to participate in this momentous occasion tomorrow. SANTA IS REAL Y'ALL

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Names They Gave Me · 0 replies · +1 points

Beautifully written. As a person who's in love with someone who has a Slavic name that's unfamiliar to most people he meets, I really appreciated this. I just linked to it in the comments section over at The Atlantic, under a humorous piece about interacting with Sharpie-wielding baristas at Starbucks - http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2014/... - here's hoping it'll entice folks to come this way and read your words.