Chad Jones

Chad Jones

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8 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - When I\'m Seventy · 0 replies · +1 points

Don't forget cropdusting on elevators because you're old, don't care, and care hear (or feel) yourself pass gas.

8 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Brilliance in the Basics · 0 replies · +1 points

Missing on this exam:

"Select any key."

"I don't see an 'Any' key."

8 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Redwood Bengal Razors · 1 reply · +2 points

Product naming meeting at Nissan:

Trees have leaves.
Leaves are green.
People leave in cars.
Nissan Leaf.

8 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Things I\'ve Done Once... · 1 reply · +3 points

I've been to Niagara Falls (Canadian side) once. My brother and I were staying with our grandma for a couple of months in the summer; the falls were about 90 minutes away by car, so day trip. It was suitably impressive to my younger self. We stopped at a store to get bread(?), and in amongst the the loaves was this thing that looked like a finger cot for sausages.

Grandma shouted, "Here now! Put that down!"

So that happened. Once.

9 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Call Me Cleatus · 0 replies · +3 points

Yeah, pretty much. Which is why doubles is so fun!

9 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Call Me Cleatus · 2 replies · +3 points

I've been doing pretty for about six weeks now not excelling at racquetball. It's fun, it's challenging, I get some good shots, but the ones I whiff are epic. Fun fact: those little rubber balls, when traveling at roughly the speed of sound, hit you it hurts. I've been hit in the: hip, back, face, neck, and jaw. Good times!

10 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Confession Time With R... · 1 reply · +1 points

I've known for quite some time. You're a politician.

;-)

11 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Giving Thanks · 1 reply · +1 points

Ricky, as you know I'm likewise thankful--doctors told Lisa and I the same: no kids. I'm so thankful that God had other plans. :-) Your post is a great reminder to just enjoy every moment.

11 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Invisible Pizza Babies · 1 reply · +1 points

That's cute, Ricky! By the way, you would like my gym: it has pizza Mondays and bagel Tuesdays.

As for funny stories, there's that time when my son and his friend, both then 3, decided to play "doggy" by wetting the playroom carpet.

11 years ago @ http://rickystuff.blog... - Changeup, Chapter 23 · 1 reply · +1 points

Ricky, if you never wrote anything else but 'Changeup' I would be a happy man. :-) I love following Joe's story.