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9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +30 points

but it turns out that I can hate them BOTH as much.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 18 replies · +275 points

Timothy and Rose cannot BOTH be the newest member of the house.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +2 points

oh man, i don't remember! but even if i'm not that person, i probably was in spirit, because that's how great the toast community is.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 5 replies · +81 points

I keep forgetting: there is an EXCELLENT typo in the Goop sex issue, blaming vaginal dryness on scented soups.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 3 replies · +12 points

Thank you! I will be writing. About knitting. It's like my dream jobs have collided.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 7 replies · +145 points

The Toast is closing at the same time that I will quit my horrible job and begin my lovely amazing new job, and I am afraid that possibly this is all my fault because I unknowingly made some sort of devil's bargain.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 0 replies · +7 points

Bonus: at the ballet once I asked my mom the definition of the word 'erotic'. She got this look on her face and I backpedaled as hard as I could but she explained it anyway.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 8 replies · +22 points

I was allowed to read "Gone with the Wind" when I was ten, and asked my mom at a family Christmas party what an orgy was. I pronounced it with a hard g.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 3 replies · +18 points

"Nothing's Fair in Fifth Grade", because I was only in 3rd grade. And Mary Higgins Clark, which I snuck. I tried to make the case that since she was our very nice neighbor's cousin it had to be okay, but I was overruled.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +59 points

my mom made me read "Nicholas and Alexandra" when i was eight and i'm pretty sure it's why i am like this.

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