mooniebat

mooniebat

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10 years ago @ The Toast - If We Treated Other Li... · 0 replies · +13 points

Oh, and I guess the Wodehousing was a kind and valuable contribution? I don't really want to be "cool".

10 years ago @ The Toast - If We Treated Other Li... · 3 replies · +10 points

Nothing quite like seeing a commentor being snarked at by the editor, to make you feel really good about losing interest in reading The Toast articles.

11 years ago @ The Toast - On the 96th Anniversar... · 0 replies · +1 points

What a beautifully written, intense story! Thank you for drawing me completely into the history of a place I was completely unfamiliar with.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Very Wise Things · 0 replies · +8 points

That wasn't the point, stuffisthings. The point was that you shouldn't waste time trying to convince OTHER people that they are wrong. But, you know, congratulations on having achieved a superior state of humaness or whatever.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Eat Me: Fear of Baking · 0 replies · +4 points

Thank youuuuuuuu!!!!! My youngest batling absolutely loves cheesecake, and I've never tried to bake one! THAT SHALL BE REMEDIED IMMEDIATELY.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Twelve Steps of Leavin... · 0 replies · +11 points

I'm so glad that you are no longer just the girl raised to smooth quarrels. Bravo on seeking new understanding!
START the fucking quarrels!

11 years ago @ The Toast - Waiting Rooms I Have K... · 0 replies · +3 points

One you'd build a house on. That is a beautiful phrase. Cured, go build your house on it. <3

11 years ago @ The Toast - Who Is the Saddest Girl? · 1 reply · +6 points

Wow. How is that song 20 years old? Still so relevant, still so sad. And I don't see it as him asking for pity. More like being carried down with her by a decision they made together and were trying to hide.
Are Tom Petty's songs too old to get the sad pretty girl votes? American Girl is about a suicide. And Last Dance for Mary Jane, is that about a girl, or a drug? I may need to google those lyrics...

11 years ago @ The Toast - Schrödinger’s Box · 0 replies · +7 points

THIS. This, JMP. So poignant, and so familiar. The distant medical staff, probably cold out of a need to protect themselves from the pain of others, but it feels so personal, when you are vulnerable and need comforting.
I look forward to a sequel with a joyful story for you and Park!

11 years ago @ The Toast - 2014's Hottest Legal T... · 0 replies · +1 points

Or they can take the alternate route of making rape songs with Robin Thicke, there's always that option!