mizchalmers

mizchalmers

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8 years ago @ The Toast - Positions I Am Ready t... · 1 reply · +17 points

Handsome Older Lesbian Riding Her Stallion On the Beach

Billionaire Genius Playgirl Philanthropist

Crystal Gem Fusion

(I assume we are all moving to the same town? Toast-by-the-Sea? Let's go!)

8 years ago @ The Toast - Women Slipping Out Of ... · 0 replies · +10 points

Why can't they ALL be more like him?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Mistaken... · 4 replies · +125 points

"Is hilariously unkind about every person we both know with the (it turns out, temporary) exception of myself" - or is this just a subset of Garden-variety cruelty?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Please Recommend Your ... · 2 replies · +16 points

For the Mitford aficionado who has everything, there is like a whole genre of memoirs of the fucked-up childhoods of British aristos of the Bloomsbury and Guinness persuasions. Spoilers galore:

Portrait of a Marriage, by Nigel Nicolson, in which he describes how his father (Harold Nicolson) flew a biplane to France to drag his mother (Vita Sackville-West) away from her lover (Violet Trefusis). Son goes deep into his mother's sex life and it is awkward

Deceived With Kindness, by Angelica Garnett, in which she describes learning that her father was not, in fact, her mother (Vanessa Bell)'s husband (Clive Bell) but Vanessa's mostly-gay lover (Duncan Grant); Angelica grows up to marry David Garnett, her father's former lover, with the encouragement of all concerned. Angelica's marriage is wretched and everyone's motivations are suspect

Great Granny Webster, by Caroline Blackwood, and the thrilling sequel Why Not Say What Happened, by Blackwood's daughter Ivana Lowell, in which Lowell tries to figure out which of Blackwood's lovers was her father

Tl,dr; being a British aristo seems like a lotta work emotionally

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +7 points

He better be replying WHO THE HELL IS BUCKY

9 years ago @ The Toast - Signs You're About To ... · 0 replies · +11 points

You are a Hard Woman To Hounds.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Here Are Some Ancient ... · 2 replies · +135 points

Bye bye little Sebastian

9 years ago @ The Toast - How to Change His Enti... · 0 replies · +5 points

Idris-Janelle Companionatemarriage Engineer totally suits him, too.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Sexual Overtures From ... · 0 replies · +27 points

MALLORY, YES

9 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +9 points

Are we going to talk about the writer of the Babymaker story being called MICHAEL PATERNITI???