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8 years ago @ octopus pie - #972 - well · 1 reply · +98 points

"All star by smashmouth but every time a shop or relationship burns down it gets faster"

8 years ago @ octopus pie - #914-916 - i'd never g... · 1 reply · +46 points

The previous dreams: http://www.octopuspie.com/2016-04-27/893-starfish... http://www.octopuspie.com/2014-01-22/636-are-you-...

10 years ago @ The Toast - "So You Want to Pick U... · 0 replies · +62 points

I literally use picking up my boyfriend as a metric of how strong I am so I can't tell you how happy this article makes me.
For those who have willing men, I would also recommend looking into pro-wrestling techniques. As you work towards this noble goal your male may be taught to push off from the ground or your thigh in order to aid you. I would consider successul 'posting' to be a good halfway progress point.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Hey Ladies: Happily Ev... · 0 replies · +10 points

I feel like trying to fully comprehend these emails is like trying to open a LeMarchand box - the moment you succeed, a distant bell begins to toll and the walls you thought were solid enough to protect you crumble away. The Ladies, who were standing behind you the whole time (always), will have such sights to show you. As soon as they agree which is the cutest sight for this time of year.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Let's Talk About The B... · 1 reply · +52 points

My God I have never wanted any literary character to die as badly as I wanted Heathcliff to die, just fucking die so this book can be over already, every other character is dead anyway, take the hint and hurry the fuck up aaaaaaagh.

13 years ago @ octopus pie - #501 - mega hurts · 0 replies · +55 points

Table salt: The rarest of all the organix!

13 years ago @ octopus pie - #497 - that's a good t... · 0 replies · +2 points

Well now that's interesting. Everyone wants to move on with their life, except Hanna, who wants everything to stay the same. I bet her 30th birthday will coincide with the mother of all delayed quarter-life crisises.

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