"Ooh yeah - I ate so much food during sex that I now feel pregnant. Do me harder!" - least sexy thing ever said.

Now, I think some "food" items can have a small place in sex when used as an enhancement. A little whipped cream and/or some chocolate syrup on the end of my penis might enhance a blowjob, as is encourages more licking and vigorous sucking. Something similar might work on nipples.

[Note: I will never put (nor advocate putting) some food item in/around the vagina, lest access be cut off, either interpersonally or medically.]

But too much ruins the fun. A little chocolate syrup on the end of my penis? Awesome. ALL of my junk bathed in several coats of chocolate syrup? Weird, uncomfortable, sticky, and would result in a 45 minute painful shower involving loofahs in places they were never meant to exfoliate.

I suppose you could always hope for one of those dirty hipsters with a "molestache" actually starts attempting to molest a kid in the shop (but not actually succeed) because I'm pretty sure you're legally obligated to to go full-force spider monkey crazy to stop it...

I bet you feel like a prophet now... did you hear about the Manti Te'o situation? The Notre Dame Athletic Director even referenced this show...
http://deadspin.com/5976517/manti-teos-dead-girlf...

Also, thanks to Daniel Tosh for this gem. Which is not even remotely surprising:
http://www.floatingsheep.org/2012/11/mapping-raci...

Ugh. I'm sorry. I'll raise a drink in your honor then...

So, out of curiosity, just how much wine do you drink per night, on average? ;)