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10 years ago @ The Toast - If Taraji P. Henson We... · 0 replies · +3 points

"combing one of her secrets into your hair" is incredible.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Literary Quotes That D... · 1 reply · +10 points

I recite a lot of poetry while planking. It makes the time fly (sort of).

11 years ago @ The Toast - The Internet: A Glossary · 1 reply · +22 points

LET ME KRUMP.

11 years ago @ The Toast - So You've Finally Star... · 5 replies · +11 points

uh, can you evangelize a little here? people want to knooooowwwww.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Fictional Characters W... · 1 reply · +36 points

Oh god, never find Jude the Obscure.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Jaya Catches Up: F... · 0 replies · +14 points

Yayyyyyy I love this book. It's an all-time favorite. I am 40 years old and I own two copies and reread it about once a year. I was planning to make a "What Would Claudia Kincaid Do?" t-shirt at one point. And the first time I went to the Met Museum (sorry, I'm a singer, "The Met" is the opera) at 23 or so all I could think about was this book.

And now looking at all these other comments, I can't believe I haven't read any of Konigsberg's other books! That is at odds with my m.o. as a kid, which was normally to bomb through an author's entire output if I liked one book.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Unsolicited Dick Pics ... · 0 replies · +5 points

This is beautiful.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Lord Alfred Douglas, D... · 0 replies · +64 points

Gintermission.

11 years ago @ The Toast - How Long Could You Sur... · 0 replies · +3 points

My Side of the Mountain 4EVER

12 years ago @ The Toast - A Veterinarian Would L... · 2 replies · +22 points

I am so sorry I have nothing to offer here, and I am sure this is really scary and upsetting for you, but I cannot stop laughing about it. Why are cats so fucking weird?