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mariser

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13 years ago @ Wonkette - Rick Scott Busy Sexing... · 0 replies · +6 points

I'm old enough to remember Rick Scott as a criminal who bilked Medicare/Medicaid of billions of dollars. that Floridians would elect this sleazeball as governor is... pretty much what I'd expect of them, sadly.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Heritage Foundation Gu... · 0 replies · +15 points

I seriously can't get over the fact they call refrigerators "amenities".
fuckers

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Study: Americans Poor ... · 0 replies · +3 points

are you implying Sister Sarah does not charge for her autographs now?

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Mittens Is In: Romney ... · 0 replies · +17 points

MITTENS! MITTENS! MITTENS! [yawns] MITT... {zzzzzz}

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Joe Miller (Remember H... · 0 replies · +7 points

"...says Greasy Joe in some press release sent to Wonkette "

THAT. that right there is comedy gold. GOLD

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Beloved 'Friends' TV S... · 0 replies · +3 points

the Gingroach has tainted any future viewings of "Breakfast at Tiffany's". thanks a lot, douchenozzle

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Beloved 'Friends' TV S... · 0 replies · +7 points

"little" is not the adjective that comes to mind. "helmet-headed albino twerp" is right on.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - After Terrible Tornado... · 0 replies · +16 points

oh [deity], please make it so

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Giuliani Considers Run... · 0 replies · +14 points

...the horror. the horror.

13 years ago @ Wonkette - Petition To Recall Gab... · 4 replies · +26 points

I'll settle for the tortillas. as long as they are corn tortillas