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10 years ago @ The Toast - We Have Got To Talk Ab... · 0 replies · +21 points

I took a friend to the zoo during a work day around Christmas, so it was crawling with kids and moms. While we watched the marsupials cavort, one of the kangaroos jumped on another kangaroos back in a humpy way. The mom next to me and I nodded at each other like "glad the kids aren't looking." Then the humpy kangaroo started growing what looked like a two foot long carrot out of his penis. Mom next to me says "uh, okay, what?" and I said "that is the weirdest penis I've ever seen." And we both laughed.

Then, Christmas. I make the mistake of telling my sisters the story while my 3 1/2 yo nephew was playing nearby. And now whenever the subject of kangaroos comes up, he shouts "tell me again about the giant carrot penis!"

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +6 points

I think she had to know that the story of how she got her partnership share would come out in any lawsuit. When that one dick says "I don't know who you inherited your partnership from" or whatever, she gets stony-faced.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 1 reply · +6 points

Keisha Castle-Hughes is mixed-race, and one of the other toe is half Asian.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

When Joan grabs her kid's photo & Rolodex I thought "damn, Roger, you're never seeing your son again."

10 years ago @ The Toast - Cocktail Hour: Open Th... · 0 replies · +1 points

Me too, my first brand new car ever is a 2011 Versa and I love it and will never not have a hatchback.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Every Question In Ever... · 0 replies · +26 points

I have been around librarians visiting my city for a library conference and oh my Dewey decimal system, you people can drink. And I say that as a lawyer.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 2 replies · +17 points

I would like very much to have a Toasties-only comment section for Ask A Manager, starting with Duck Duck Goose! sex club.

10 years ago @ The Toast - The Swiss Family Robinson · 0 replies · +13 points

Can we book club Baby Island? And also how creepy was the drunk man (from the ship maybe) who shows up on Baby Island and threatens the babies?!

10 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +19 points

Switch it and you have a great buddy cop movie - "Tipit & The Muff."

10 years ago @ The Toast - Womyn's Cottage Contin... · 0 replies · +19 points

Delightful. This speaks to my desire to build several tiny houses on my city lot and sell them (at affordable prices) to my girlfriends to fund my retirement. Drafting contracts for 2033.

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