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11 years ago @ theBERRY - The one-liner master -... · 0 replies · +8 points

Some of my favorites are up there, but here are a couple more:

"Bananas are the opposite of traffic lights. Green means 'hold on', yellow means 'go ahead', and red means 'Where the fuck did you get that banana at'?!"

"What the fuck is a sesame?!"

11 years ago @ theBERRY - Morning coffee (39 pho... · 0 replies · +3 points

#39 YES PLEASE. Especially in dress uniform!

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Genius or Stupid? (30 ... · 0 replies · +1 points

#26 Adam Savage, 2.0

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Damn, that's impressiv... · 0 replies · +1 points

That's going to require more curling up and crying than I thought. :(

11 years ago @ theBERRY - Take a BERRY Break (40... · 0 replies · +1 points

#26 That's me every morning before I've had my coffee.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Guy returns to his off... · 0 replies · 0 points

Perhaps he was saving up all his vacation days . . .

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Damn, that's impressiv... · 2 replies · +2 points

I'm in my mid-twenties and have collected more fountain pens than I could ever hope to have a use for.

On a related tangent, I'm wondering what company manufactures these. I plan on looking up the price of these pens and finding a corner to curl up and cry in when I find out they will cost more than my net worth will ever be.

11 years ago @ theBERRY - Take a BERRY Break (40... · 0 replies · +1 points

#31 now I have the Banana Phone song stuck in my head . . .

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - It's almost the weeken... · 0 replies · 0 points

#18 #27 Nope.

11 years ago @ theCHIVE - Sometimes you win, som... · 0 replies · +1 points

#28 Team Remote Thief. If I were unemployed and had no life.

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