Please be an attack lesbian. There need to be more of you guys so that I have someone to call when situations such as the egg situation arise. Let me know about training, fees, insurance, etc., and I'll set up a Gofundme
OMG more stories involving Jazz at your earliest possible convenience please! Also is there a link to your other stuff? I don't know if I've become shit at using Google or something is up with my computer (I never shut it down) but I can't find your other speculative fiction
Oh my gosh you are so lovely, thank you thank you thank you <3
Also sorry about your shitty day.
oh good god I might never sleep again. WHY WAS IT STILL ALIVE? WHY?
Oh my god this story will haunt me forever. Oh my god. Is this true? Oh my god. I always knew my distrust of sandwiches was legit.
I haven't ingested any bugs (although I did listen to that rumour that everyone swallows 10 spiders a year in their sleep with interest) but I once got a mosquito bite on my clit. It was terrible. Someone told me to heat a spoon and apply it to the site of the bite but I think they got this information from general mosquito bite recovery culture and not clit mosquito bite recovery culture, and after I tried their cure I couldn't wear underwear for three days.
'My friend’s therapist told her not to sleep with her new guy on the second date, but she did, and then she texted her therapist the next morning and said: “Did not follow the plan. Is all lost?” This is not a link, I just love that text.'
PAHAHAHAHAHAHHA best text in the history of the mobile telephone followed by this text that my friend got from her mother, "Am in Zumba class. Wish was dead."
omg one of my friends went to the hospital with abdominal pains and her mostly white male doctors ordered, I kid you not, like 21 pregnancy tests, even though she told them she doesn't fish that side of the pond. They also checked for sickle cell like 30 times.
OMG maybe this is a thing?? I'm going to start telling extremely pregnancy anxious teens to get their ovaries looked at. Would have saved me a lot of anxiety, money, time and information superhighway research into exactly how possible it is to become pregnant from semen stained sheets.
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