labernstein

labernstein

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Two Monks Discover How... · 0 replies · +11 points

"oh that’s easy
the knight stands perfectly still and the horse bumps him with its nose from behind"
-- while the knight claps his hands to flamenco rhythms? Love it all.

9 years ago @ The Toast - What In The Hell Anima... · 0 replies · +1 points

I'm going for morbidly obese cat who is fed up with owner's viola da gamba playing which takes owner away from true vocation of paying attention to cat, who seeks compensation in food. (Hey, it happens.) The cat has already eaten the bow.