ktmass

ktmass

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9 years ago @ The Toast - A note on The Toast · 0 replies · +28 points

So I'm actually currently sitting in my living room and making weird squealy noises that are usually reserved for rereads of Harry Potter and I'm proud of you all for being able to actually string words together. Also, my dog is looking at me funny.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Final Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +11 points

I just really want to bring this back to the middle school days when all the slightly edgy kids signed their yearbooks with HAKAS (have a kick ass summer). It seems like an appropriate sign off.

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 0 replies · +10 points

School projects! My doctor/engineer dad "helped" me build some amazing school projects.

9 years ago @ The Toast - If Barack Obama Were Y... · 0 replies · +20 points

I have two doctor parents who really love their jobs - it's always interesting. Dinner conversations frequently revolve around especially gross surgeries or interesting procedures. And where other families left reader's digest and home and garden magazines in the bathroom,we have ACOG magazines (american college of obstetrics and gynecology). Try explaining that one to your friends in 7th grade! Once,my sister found a picture of a recently removed ovary sitting on the kitchen table during dinner and her response was just "what's this?"

9 years ago @ The Toast - Friday Bargain Bin · 0 replies · +26 points

In theory,I like this idea but I also hate wearing clothing in general and putting another layer of clothing under my clothing somewhat horrifies me. But that's a personal problem.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Every Track Listing Fr... · 0 replies · +2 points

Yes. I'm backing you up on this one but I still don't like possums and refuse to yield.
When other people sing Bob Dylan songs they're all nice, pretty, folksy songs about love. With Bob singing though, you get such a range of emotions and stories.

9 years ago @ The Toast - So Are We Just Not Goi... · 0 replies · +14 points

As a person who LOVES dressing up for Halloween, I have been both the Cady Heron and the Elle Woods at Halloween parties. I was particularly proud of the time that I combined the two - I wore a skin tight skeleton bodysuit and scary skull facepaint. To a college party where the rest of the girls were like "I'm a cat" in black leggings or Daria/Progressive Flo/cowgirl with a flannel shirt and boots.

9 years ago @ The Toast - So Are We Just Not Goi... · 2 replies · +47 points

It's pretty damn awful. Men wear dress shirts/ties/suits and women wear unbuttoned dress shirts, ties, and no pants. I always wanted to go to one of these in a pantsuit as a girl and just see what happened.

9 years ago @ The Toast - So Are We Just Not Goi... · 5 replies · +89 points

Nah, the US equivalent would definitely be CEOs and office hoes. I unfortunately know that this is a thing because greek life.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Everything That's Wron... · 0 replies · +7 points

Once, when I was approximately 5 years old, I was at the beach with my family when I saw a family of raccoons peeking up through the rocks with their reflective eyes. We watched each other for about a minute before I turned to my dad and stage-whispered "RACCOONS, THE MOST TERRIFYING CREATURE ON EARTH".

I stand by that statement.