kelzorischeapandeasy

kelzorischeapandeasy

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9 years ago @ The Toast - Things I Have Mistaken... · 0 replies · +10 points

That's...... not? friendship?

9 years ago @ The Toast - Inspirational Advice F... · 2 replies · +36 points

This is like if Tracy Jordan was in a sorority.

9 years ago @ The Toast - Ayn Rand's Les Mis... · 0 replies · +4 points

Nothing about selling hair? Please let this be a series!

9 years ago @ The Toast - By Reader Request: Mal... · 0 replies · +18 points

Mallory, I took an entire course on The Reformation and this is the first time I've read these. Please don't tell my history prof, I think she'll be very cross with me.

9 years ago @ The Toast - The Return Of The Prod... · 2 replies · +42 points

My ex had a version of the prodigal son returning and we hung it up everywhere we lived, and I'd NEVER heard the story, and he said it was relevant to his life. But that makes NO sense, unless HE was the prodigal son and was being a total shit... so was that a moment of self-reflection? Now I'm so confused! Why oh why didn't I have a religious upbringing so I could be like "What? That makes no sense! Your family doesn't even HAVE any money for you to squander." I think he just thought of himself as "prodigal" and he was a son. Now I'm angry.

10 years ago @ The Toast - Here Is My Talk From A... · 0 replies · +2 points

Oh man (or Oh woman?), bookmarking. LOVE.