GuiltySquid

GuiltySquid

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434 weeks ago @ Pajamas and Coffee - Pissing Off the Pantyh... · 0 replies · +2 points

Whoever the friend of his was that "challenged" him to wear pantyhose under his pants to work every day?

Best practical joke EVER.

Also? Shut UP, Pantyhose man. Don't you know that pantyhose are the devil's handiwork? What do you, love the devil or something, Pantyhose man?

437 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - Laundry is Scary · 0 replies · +1 points

Honestly? It's moments like this that I find myself wondering how we even became friends.

I also wonder......

When the hell are you going to start picking up your virtual daughter?

442 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - (Not Your) Tombstone C... · 0 replies · +4 points

Guilty Squid
We Think She Has Consumption
So We're Just Planning Ahead

place next to -

We Hope She Doesn't Die
But just in case?
We Are Prepared.

444 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - Caution, Blogher Swag ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh man, you trying to outdo me on traumatic scars on your forehead? You really, and I do mean really, underplayed that burn.

Also? I want a powermat. I want it BAD. I also want a shirt.

You know, vlogging is totally you. I love you.

445 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - I’m a Blogher Hot Mess · 0 replies · +1 points

I totally need to do this.

When I actually have something to say.

445 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - And the winner is Flat... · 0 replies · +1 points

So, basically? Aunt Becky is full of the awesome! In a total bitch way. I mean, it's not like she's being NICE for crying out loud. But my love for Adrienne knows no bounds, so I'm all full of happy that she's going with Aunt Becky.

OMG. Does this mean FlatAdrienne is going to be on a PANEL at Blogher too?

Holy smokes, she's hit the freaking big time.

445 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - Come to Blogher with m... · 0 replies · +1 points

You want to see me? Man, are you in for BIG disappointment. But I love you for it, I really do.

445 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - Come to Blogher with m... · 0 replies · +1 points

There is never a time when I won't be willing to ask to see your boobs. Because I? Am a true friend. And I'd totally go there for you.

446 weeks ago @ The Martha Project - Come to Blogher with m... · 0 replies · +5 points

Wait, so instead of carrying me around figuratively, you're going to carry a figure of me? So basically the THOUGHT of carrying my ass around in your head was so bad you had to come up with a cardboard backup? Well played, NextMartha, well played.