katefeetie

katefeetie

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10 years ago @ The Toast - Reasons Why I Am Furio... · 0 replies · +39 points

When I sit down at 75 to write my memoirs you bet your ass I'm going with the title "I’m hungry, but I’m also sitting down?"

11 years ago @ The Toast - How To Get Rid Of Clut... · 6 replies · +142 points

I moved all the way across the country last year with little money, so I decided to "de-clutter" and "minimalize" my life by selling most of my stuff. I thought it would be cathartic and I would learn the value of having less. All I learned is that I miss all my stuff.

11 years ago @ The Toast - If Stanley Tucci Were ... · 0 replies · +3 points

Would it be wrong to buy both of Stanley Tucci's cookbooks just for the high-res full-page glossy images of him with his sleeves rolled up, cooking with his glorious forearms on full display? Would it be wrong, or would it be so, so right?

11 years ago @ The Toast - Come See Me Tonight In... · 0 replies · +31 points

I WAS GOING TO WASH ALL MY JEANS TONIGHT BUT NOW I'M GOING TO THIS INSTEAD

please do not smell my jeans

11 years ago @ The Toast - On Running and Street ... · 0 replies · +31 points

Thank you for this. This is why I didn’t run for years. Years when I wanted to run, needed running to get out of my own head. Running separates me from myself and all of my anxieties for a moment. Men take that away from me. When they yell from cars or follow me or stare me down like I’m an anomaly, a bouncing decoration without a shred of humanity, I can’t get away from my own anxiousness because my anxiousness is staring at me, it’s following me, it’s yelling “where you going, baby?” or “hey fatty!” at me.

I had street harassment escalate to scary things many, many times when I was very young. Now unwanted attention from men gives me panic attacks. So I settle for the less-popular trails in the park, early in the morning, when most people are too tired to even notice me. But I’ve always been angry that men I know can run at night, anywhere they want, whereas I’m forced to carve out a place of my own or learn to ignore it.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Every Song In 2007's <... · 0 replies · +5 points

My boyfriend and I have been known to sing "Let's Duet" to each other in public. "In my dreams you're blowin' me... some kisses."

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup! · 0 replies · +3 points

I got really excited to see Michele getting some recognition for her amazing writing. I yelled a little. People in my office are mad.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Link Roundup · 0 replies · +1 points

Your Twitter inspired me to watch Walk Hard again with some friends on NYE. I forgot how fucking incredible that movie is. I started 2015 with several organs failing from laughing so hard. Thanks a lot, Mallory. Jerk.

11 years ago @ The Toast - Songs From A Decemberi... · 0 replies · +15 points

Leslie Anne Levine Grows Up and Gets a Steady Office Job, Goes to Therapy Every Thursday for her Issues Surrounding Her Mother's Abandonment