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karacteristic

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13 years ago @ http://www.extremepare... - Team Extreme: Meet Li... · 1 reply · +1 points

Any way to get some kind of unemployment benefit out of being let go from the department?

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - I\'m doing another giv... · 0 replies · +1 points

Oh, no sadness! This is a sign of how great the books is.

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - I\'m doing another giv... · 2 replies · +2 points

A friend of mine called me yesterday to remind me of the name of the book. She was on her way to Barnes and Noble to get it. Barnes and Noble. Bless her blond heart.
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14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - My scumbag brain · 0 replies · +1 points

Nice pussy. Cat.
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14 years ago @ http://www.confessions... - Guest Post by Flannery... · 0 replies · +1 points

Yeah Flannery!! In honor of your happiness, I will talk like Smurfette for the rest of the day. AWESOME! Also, thanks for introducing me to Karen. I can see I need to settle in with a beverage and get nothing done for the rest of the day. Not exactly what I had planned, but...who am I kidding. That's exactly what I had planned!

14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - The Dive Bar Welcomes:... · 0 replies · +2 points

I hope he gets butt nuggets and ringworm. Forever.
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14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - Out of the mouths of b... · 1 reply · +1 points

That kind of laughter brought on by out of the blue, grown up-like, kid cuteness gets me in trouble. I start promising pink ponies, cars for sweet 16s, etc. I can't help myself.
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14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - The time I almost hit ... · 0 replies · +1 points

Vodka does not impair your quick reflexes. In case you were ever in doubt. This reminds me of the time I was cutting my grass and there was some long, flat, dead, carcass fur in my yard. Rather than just pick it up and throw it away (which, in my defense, was my original intention), the feel of it even with leather gloves freaked me out and I just whipped it. Then I'd mow some more until I hit that patch and whip it again. I think I finally whipped it into the street. Devo would have been proud.
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14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - 500 times the party (N... · 1 reply · +1 points

500ml is also the recommended daily allowance of vodka. So, drink up.

Helicopter penis is nothing to laugh about. A purple mushroom would be both painful and embarrassing. It's a real thing. Don't ask me how I know.
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14 years ago @ http://yeahgoodtimes.b... - It\'s things like this... · 0 replies · +1 points

I hope she chokes on a grape.
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