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12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 0 replies · +2 points
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12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 0 replies · +4 points
12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 1 reply · +4 points
But yeah, the military shower curtain stuff was background material for the first game. The military contracted Aperture to produce shower curtains for the air force and army. The Portal device supposedly had something to do with that. I think that backrgound might have been dropped in Portal 2 though.
12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 4 replies · +10 points
Aperture clearly has had the same "We aren't sure how it works, but it's damn cool" ethos since it's creation. They meant to make a military shower curtain and invented the Portal device by accident. They accidentally made time travel. They meant to make a dietary supplement and created repulsion gel. It's terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
POTaDOS is the best thing ever. End of story.
The levels here! I know I talked earlier about how expansive this game seems, but it really comes into play here. The environments are so massive. It blows my mind. And again, the atmosphere is fantastic.
In the commentary tracks, I think, they mentioned that the giant circular doors were originally meant to be much smaller. But a coder added some extra 0s or moved a decimal and suddenly the doors became comically large. They kept them because having a tiny person-sized door behind a massive portcullis is just fucking funny.
(Is it just me, or does 50s Cave look a bit like Mitt Romney? I think it's the hair.)
12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 0 replies · +4 points
12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 0 replies · +9 points
Mark. Mark. You're trolling us now, right? Because. Holy crap.
God this chapter. Everything about it is wonderful. The plot twist, the dialogue. Oh man, the way that Wheatley's laugh slowly turns evil, and the lights on the robotic arms switch from blue to red and sort of glare at you malevolently... It's just such a perfect tonal shift. GLaDOS' scream as she gets switched out of the mainframe is chilling. Despite the fact that she's been trying to kill you for a game and a half, I really felt sorry for her.
The sets in this part of the game are so wonderful. They've got this eerie atmosphere, but there's also just the sense that it's a bit broken. Everything in Aperture is a little bit broken even after it's been fixed. Some of the turrets are defective, but all of them get eternally built, tested, packaged, then dismantled. There's no one to buy them, but the factory's still running.
Has anyone else read Bradbury's "There Will Come Soft Rains"? That's what Aperture reminds me of. The automated facility that just keeps going even after there's no one around to use what it makes, for no reason other than that's what it was programmed to do.
And then suddenly GLaDOS is a potato.
12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 0 replies · +5 points
12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 0 replies · +4 points
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12 years ago @ Mark Plays - Mark Plays 'Portal 2':... · 1 reply · +5 points
I know I shouldn't laugh, but I cackled at this. Oh, Mark. Guvf vf TYNQBF jr'er gnyxvat nobhg. Unir lbh yrnearq abguvat sebz gur pnxr?
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Wheatleyyyy! I was so happy when I realized he was still alive. GLaDOS doesn't ruin everything for once! (Jryy. Lrg.) Then there's the thing with the bird and the door manager thing. I kind of feel sorry for this door control character that we never see. Thanks, Wheatley. At least he is trying to help, although he's not very good at it.
The fat jokes do get really grating after a while. Still, I kind of love the "You look like an eagle... piloting a blimp" line. The first time I played through that level I literally stopped what I was doing so I could laugh at that line. It's SO absurd.
Mostly unrelated, but there are deer where I live and sometimes in the mornings they come into our yard. EVERY TIME I hear GLaDOS' "I saw a deer today" line. Portal just sticks in your brain.