Jason

Jason

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8 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Live Action Roll Play · 2 replies · +7 points

I think I just officially crossed the barrier into Old. It took me a good ten seconds to realize that the #99 "Problems" thing wasn't an obscure Gretzky reference I was failing to grok.

9 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Your Call Is Very Impo... · 0 replies · +6 points

"To thine own cookie fort be true."

"A cookie in the hand is worth two in the cookie fort."

"Let the cookie fort win."

And as an added bonus: "If you give a mouse a cookie fort..." (Clearly he will then become your tyrannical cookie overlord.)

9 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - AzĂșcar y Especias · 1 reply · +5 points

And I thought being a home brewer got you some good bartering! Man, you guys definitely win. (Also, is your hubby's brewery hiring?) ;)

9 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - A Load Of Bullshirt · 1 reply · +1 points

Agreed! But I haven't personally seen one, so as far as the original question goes, I stand by my answer. :)

9 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - A Load Of Bullshirt · 3 replies · +3 points

This may be venturing a bit into controversial territory, but the most offensive t-shirt I can recall off the top of my head was one that said, "Christianity is stupid. Give it up." That was it.

Now, regardless of your feelings on religion in general and Christianity in particular, wearing something like this only marks someone as an asshole. No cogent point, no clever wording, just two sentences designed solely to offend people (or gain the validation of others who already agree with you). It doesn't make a person a cool rebel challenging the system; it makes that person a meatspace troll.

9 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Guest Comic By Natalie... · 0 replies · +3 points

Natalie Metzger is teh awesomesauce. There, I said it.

10 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Indisposed · 0 replies · +5 points

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. And it's impossible to kill anyone who knows the secret of the mystical ninja wizard. So you see where I'm kinda stuck on this one.

10 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Oh The Distance Is Not... · 1 reply · +1 points

*sci-five for reference to obscure but excellent Live song in the title*

"... in these bodies of clay, my brother..."

10 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - The Face Of D'oh! · 1 reply · +6 points

All I'm saying is, if God DIDN'T want you to sell your lung to buy a sonic screwdriver, he wouldn't have given you two.

10 years ago @ HijiNKS ENSUE - A Geek... - Learning To Love Again · 1 reply · +4 points

If it's spoken, it's slander. If it's written, it's libel. Spoken and slander both start with S, so that's how I remember it.

Smallville also starts with S. Draw your own conclusions.